The MoonSwatch is a complete and utter failure in every possible way

That’s right, a year after Swatch released the MoonSwatch, with numerous spin-offs that many people enjoy, I have to agree with, uh, “Lume Pip” which I guess is supposed to sound cool¹, that Swatch has a complete and utter failure of a watch on their hands. Okay look, I don’t want to defend Swatch here² but seriously, it has been a whole year and considering how many spin-offs Swatch has since released the MoonSwatch is just objectively not a failure³? I mean you do you, obviously if you don’t like the watch you don’t have to enjoy it, but can you at least stop making angry YouTube⁴ videos for no reason other than clout? I mean, what other reason is there to make a video about the MoonSwatch in 2024 other than getting hate clicks⁵?

1. At least my name is alliterative ↩︎
2. Blah blah communist blah blah ↩︎
3. And I’m not even an economist ↩︎
4. Derogatory ↩︎
5. Swatch haters and “Swatch hater” haters ↩︎